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Marine Demotivational Poster


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


M16 -


TAGS: m16 marine
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:50 pm
I understand that with the insertion of one small, machined metal piece... it'll pew-pew until it's all pewed-out!
Rick69 - February 10, 2016, 2:12 pm
5 pews to you...
lgvernon - February 7, 2016, 5:35 pm

Showed this one to the husbing, who HATES the M-16. He's still laughing. Shared on FB, where it's rapidly being passed around. Hilarious! 5L and faved.
concern3 - February 7, 2016, 8:47 am
nice work a 5er


HERO -


TAGS: hero marine no regret respect
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:09 pm

not sure but i recently watched a nightline episode and it may be the marine they featured. the guy's name was dale beatty. i've googled and it does look alot like him.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:16 am

i seriously doubt the marine is even aware of this poster.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:15 am

check your personal messages for the "how to..."
knots1987 - December 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
how can i order thiese prints for my patients?
Reality Lord - May 27, 2011, 5:56 pm

i'm the creator dude....contact me here through pm's
rerun - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm

just copy it to your PC, print & use.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 6:22 pm
This poster makes me want to cry. My best friend Adam was killed in Afghanistan on the 4th and he was sposed to be coming home the 22nd to spend Christmas with his newborn son...a poster that can do that = 5L. n1 Reality Lord
politician2u - December 8, 2010, 11:01 pm
can someone identify this Marine? Please? My company wants to meet him and possibly present him with something.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:26 pm
This poster is great... but you are a very inconsiderate lover.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:39 pm

wow...really touched by the comments. ag is right...score is nothing compared to what people say.
deadluvva - September 25, 2010, 8:36 am
Man oh man this one rocked me.............
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:34 am
5L
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2010, 10:23 am
(Silent. With an ache in my heart, and more pride than is proper to admit to.)
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:41 pm
HOORAH
CleverUserName - September 23, 2010, 7:35 pm
Excellent. 5L's.
tellitlikeitis - September 23, 2010, 7:29 pm
True patriot, excellent one RL.


Intelligence -


TAGS: intelligence china submarines military navy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:02 pm
Hear about the aircraft-carrier China's building? It's first one ever, supposedly... Kust as we're getting a fleet of flying death-rays! NOW who's a threat to whom...?
jinxguy44 - December 4, 2015, 1:04 pm
Chalk one more up for Captain obvious- you'll never know where he'll strike again!!!
JesusWept - December 3, 2015, 5:54 am
Thanks, people :)
concern3 - December 3, 2015, 3:25 am
You nailed it, good one, a 5er
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:46 am
Dog! too funny! 5 L dropping that stinker! LOL! Made an excellent poster even funnier!
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:45 am
LOL! I've always wondered it people writing the headlines aren't actually doing this deliberately to see if the editor notices before it gets published? 5 LOL lions!
spacedog - December 2, 2015, 7:38 pm
Ha! That's some in-depth reporting.


THE MARINE PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: marines military patriotic patriot philosophy
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thank you.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:10 pm

Don't know how I missed this one! 5L~~better late than never.
Nissta - September 10, 2012, 7:16 pm
Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!


PRIORITIES -


TAGS: celebrities marines media
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

Tarapin - April 5, 2011, 9:01 pm
For or against the war, respect these warriors. Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
scarr3d - March 15, 2011, 1:05 pm
Hoo-Ah man, Hoo-Ah
Nagard - March 15, 2011, 12:57 pm
So true... We got something similar in Germany during the past 2 weeks.
clanlessw - March 15, 2011, 11:16 am
I'm with KSpace....I absolutely oppose the war, but have the utmost respect for those who fight for our countries (I'm Canadian).
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:11 am
someone's asking for a ban :D
kryshna - March 15, 2011, 9:21 am
yeah yeah... just two words: boring...
Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:34 am
Whether you oppose or support the war effort, you owe these heroes respect and attention. Semper Fi.
rellik666 - March 15, 2011, 4:46 am
I've never made a poster and rarely comment,but this sir is truly great.I would salute you if I had the credentials or the right.
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:33 pm
As a marine this will be the last time I ever approve of the word " Marine " being within 10 feet of those 2. GJ BTW
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:34 pm
Actual tears. 5L.
Hawamleh - March 14, 2011, 6:43 pm
5l
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:43 pm
Episode 3 revolves around a widespread outbreak of syphilis.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:38 pm
I'd pay to see that....I'd pay to see Lindsay do a lot of things as well.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:32 pm
Can you imagine WTF-Chuck Sheen in the Marines equivalent of boot camp training? I might watch an episode or two of him washing out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:23 pm
Yeah, but they obviously weren't "winning"........sorry, I had to. 5L
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 5:10 pm
Fanta5tic
TheOne - March 14, 2011, 4:54 pm
Agreed,5L.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 4:53 pm
Solid poster Airman. 5L.


THERE IS A MARINE CORPS SNIPER HIDING IN THE PICTURE. - Find him before he finds you.


TAGS: marine snipers kill all enemies
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

nicholsjoshua15 - February 2, 2013, 2:04 am
We're the US Army; we'll just lay down a artillery barrage and mop up what's left behind.
paddy225845 - January 25, 2013, 10:57 am
Too late.
shawoopa - December 23, 2010, 6:22 pm
under the log a little to the left from the centre


MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.


TAGS: navy marine marines transport okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by okami

gargos1979 - November 12, 2011, 11:57 am
why do marines have there names sewed on the b*** pocket? So the navy knowss who there screwing
50cal - October 22, 2010, 2:29 pm
More like the marines are the Navy's private army.... yeah that right all your funding is left over from them... MARINE= Muscle Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
Timmah - June 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You know why the navy keeps marines on their boats? Because sheep would be too obvious. Let the hating me begin!


MARINE SQUADMATES - Denies the enemy the fact of seeing you crawl out on your hands and knees. Instead they help you walk out, holding your sidearm, ready for revenge.


TAGS: marines military
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by sgtrock12

MotiMan321 - October 23, 2011, 12:09 pm
OOH RAH!
MotiMan321 - October 23, 2011, 12:08 pm
OOH RAH!
Thunderstrike - October 16, 2011, 8:26 pm
It's a mixture of "we gotta get him out of here" and "BRING IT!!"


THE US MARINES - Making enemies of our nation push daises so the army has something nice to lay in since 1775


TAGS: army marine marines usa
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bdelurey

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:38 pm
The US Army, smart enough to know how to fight well enough not to slaughtered like retards.
MashiMashi - February 1, 2012, 7:58 am
I served with this g** I mean guy
Bdelurey - February 1, 2012, 12:59 am
thanks dogg pretty sure i got the difference down pat by now
Soundchaos - January 31, 2012, 10:35 pm
You may want to read the fine print again, Wraith. I think you missed the joke. :)
Wraith11B - January 31, 2012, 10:06 pm
Too flipping bad that's a US Army Soldier, and not a US Marine.


ANTI WAR -


TAGS: marine war anti war hippi
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by usmciyaoyas

nicholsjoshua15 - March 19, 2014, 11:55 pm
I would be Anti War and Anti Military if the was a war of oppression and the military was murdering innocent people.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:35 pm
In theory, yes. In practice, not so much.
jenkinss2 - September 27, 2011, 10:44 am
But isn't there a difference between being anti-war and anti-military?
panic8 - November 2, 2010, 5:12 am
I'm not a native speaker, I think I've missed the irony...
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:42 pm
Oh, I still love the poster, btw
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:40 pm
I was confused by the guys sign in the pic. Isn't he supporting war?
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:39 pm
You have to be manly to get it
panic8 - November 1, 2010, 11:39 am
Err... what's so funny about macho propaganda?
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 9:08 pm
Ditto. 5
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:24 pm
I like it.


MARINES - They still make house calls.


TAGS: marines helo oo rah
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:22 pm
Still, it is the scariest aircraft I ever flew on ! Cracks to fall through, noise level that still has me saying, 'Huh?'. A much worshipped beast of burden, the Chithook. Tnx!
Buzzramjet - February 20, 2012, 4:05 pm
No matter who it is, that is some great flying. Seriously great.
brenan2002 - December 24, 2011, 11:16 am
Def not Marines, Army all the way since i was there!! Also not a rescue, SSG Volkert was loading detainees on the bird and we were getting resupply. B-Co 3rd Platoon 2-22INF 10th Mtn Div. Nov 2003.
phydeaux - January 21, 2010, 7:58 pm
Yeah, I know they're Army. And nothing against the Army, but I just like Marines better.
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:22 pm

I don't remember the details of this pic. I do know it was one hell of a rescue op.
airborn308 - January 21, 2010, 7:21 pm
not marines they are Army 10th mtn
CANADA - January 21, 2010, 3:13 pm
check out these....http://www.chinook-helicopter.com/Pinnacle_Landings/Pinnacle.html


WAR - it's hell




SOME SHIPS -


TAGS: us navy submarine
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

fgd051943 - October 22, 2013, 4:13 pm
There are 2 types of vessels in the ocean: submarines and targets.
Budog - August 12, 2011, 5:28 am
120 sailors dive, six months later 60 couples surface...
Iconoclast - August 11, 2011, 2:37 pm
Excellent!! And a passing thought in memory of those who submerged intentionally, but who did not return to the surface.
mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:27 pm
witty...5L
MPsniper - August 11, 2011, 11:25 am
awesome picture. 5 flooded forward tubes for you


EMPTY LAUNCH TUBE -


TAGS: submarine slbm navy typhoon
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Fritz0817 - October 22, 2010, 1:09 pm
That's what that bright flash was in new york, I thought it might have been Fox News admitting Glenn Beck is retarded.
smalltownguy - October 16, 2010, 1:14 am
makes me miss watching Red October every Christmas lol
GeorgiZhukov - October 15, 2010, 9:41 pm
Looks like the 'Dmitriy Donskoy'. I think that it's in the Zapadnaya Litsa Base. Not bad. I give this 5 Lions.
hootizz - October 15, 2010, 5:31 pm
Well done mate.., this is superb..!! 5 missing lions for you...


THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775




UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS - Death smiles at everyone. Marines smile back.


TAGS: death marines okami
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by okami

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:40 am
this automatically gets 1000 Lions . *shout outs to ALL MARINES /military in here*
okami - November 23, 2009, 4:38 pm
domo. . .thanks. . .
Mark - November 10, 2009, 11:53 pm
Happy Birthday to the Marine Corps!
WTFO - November 10, 2009, 11:48 pm
Here's one we can agree on Zed.
Zed - November 10, 2009, 11:00 pm
Okami, this rocks. 5 lions, straight up.
WTFO - November 10, 2009, 8:42 pm
Out-f'ing-standing
ICEMAN - November 10, 2009, 4:27 pm
Ooooh rahhh!!!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:09 pm
semper fi


MARINE CORPS - The few - The Proud - The Marines


TAGS: marine corps
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by David

spider7 - January 2, 2013, 3:35 pm
And to all the nerds disrespecting Marines. You would never dare to do that in public , or you would be in the hospital with a broken face.
spider7 - January 2, 2013, 3:33 pm
It's actually funny that some Marines would get all worked up about this picture. I thought as a Marine you were taught self control , you know.. Learning to stay calm under pressure. You are all acting like h**heads , and making yourselves look bad.
coldinjected - January 10, 2011, 11:46 am
Wow, let's play a game. "How offended can you be from a poster with a side note tossed randomly across the vast internet." Seriously? If you don't like it. 1L. Then move on. Let's tone down the clawing and eye gouging.
5150monkeylove - January 9, 2011, 9:51 pm
@eben, I have dealt with many a Marine in my time... #1, look at the date of the comment prior to yours. (definitely not proving your case here) #2, Marines, the grunts anyways, are there to do the job, not think about it. That is the joke.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:44 pm
Wow. What a bunch of punk a**es. This is a great poster. That's it. A great poster. Keep your egos in your pants, and your mouths shut. Read, look and enjoy. 5L's
Eben Osgood - January 9, 2011, 7:21 pm
You make fun of Marines but when the day comes when you need us you come crying like a b****. And how can you mock something you know nothing about? Do you know how many Marines have Masters and Doctoral degrees? And you have done what?
doog - June 10, 2009, 5:26 am
they get ragged on cause they're so f***in stupid
hmm - June 10, 2009, 12:35 am
i dont get why you guys rag on marines like this and then insult them when they ask that you dont.
mess with the best. die like the rest - June 4, 2009, 3:44 pm
you can all die. Marines will f*** you up.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:34 pm
"The man" lacks spelling abilities.
The man - January 3, 2009, 12:48 am
I dont care i your American or not where ever youre from the Marines have probly saved your countries a** or blown your countries a** up so dont rag on them just cause douche bag a** country cant fight worth ****
wow - December 16, 2008, 8:00 pm
you guys are a bunch of ****s.... most of these comments are from some emo ja****ses who only know combat from SOCOM on PS2, between pot smoking breaks and cutting their wrists. I really hope you time comes when your a** is in trouble, and then I bet you
barockeva - November 25, 2008, 12:54 am
The marines, when you dont have any practical life skills.
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 3:41 pm
Have fun being body-bag meat, then, mister "OORAH". Defending something will only make more people want to attack it. f***ing moron.
00RAH - October 15, 2008, 3:40 pm
Once again from a Marine "f*** YOU" you are probably just some lil b**** who lives at home with mom and dad so f*** YOU
OORAH - October 15, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm in the Marines and i'm saying f*** YOU...... not for trying to make fun of this kid but for trying to rag on the Marines. So your not American then what makes you think you can rag on Marines? Have you ever met one? Are you in any form or Armed Servic
David - September 8, 2008, 10:38 pm
I am in the Armed Services...this is my nephe...and he is as proud as any marine I know
ME@oh.my - August 28, 2008, 11:14 am
Uh... I'm not American...
MitchY - August 14, 2008, 12:36 pm
wouw...you just insulted the ones who give there lives to save your a** -_- show some respect because this is lame


THE SUBMARINE - The single, most powerful and most capable mobile weapons platform you will never see. Until it's too late.


TAGS: navy submarines weapons sea ocean
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - October 9, 2013, 4:55 am
Heh! Figure the odds! :):)
Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:22 pm
Not if you paint it yellow and come on over to live in it.


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: marine iwojima memorialday military
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

steve1961 - May 23, 2014, 10:04 pm
Or dividing by zero...or rolling a hoop with a stick...or getting hit on the head with a pool cue...
MPsniper - May 23, 2014, 7:04 pm
uhmmmmm....it is a salute
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 4:52 pm
What does that mean ?
MPsniper - May 22, 2014, 3:58 pm
/0
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 11:11 am
Very Well Said , Thankyou .


MEMORIAL DAY - While you're enjoying your long weekend eating your grilled steaks, burgers, and hot dogs, don't forget how you received that gift of freedom!


TAGS: happy memorial day to all my soldiers sailors airmen and marines
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:18 pm
Oh YES, if my country's military hadn't been on a neverending campaign to kill brown people the world over for the last 70 years, I definitely wouldn't be able to eat h** dogs today, the brown people would be swarming my bbq with suicide bombers.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:54 am
Hey skog, that's a very good point. We are not the only ones. But you need to understand that this poster was made on Memorial day. I'm not going to explain 'cause it should be self explanatory.
Skog - August 28, 2009, 8:44 am
Its not like the US is the only giver of freedom. (much respect for those good people who died fighting for a good cause)
Hagg - June 29, 2009, 7:54 pm
True freedom, as far as I'm concerned, is being dead, free from the bonds of mortality. a**uming there is no afterlife, then you don't even know you're dead, meaning you aren't in a mind, meaning you're free...if ya catch mah drift!


THE AIR FORCE - For the guys that couldn't fly in the Marines


TAGS: air force marine fly marines
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by chase3597

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:15 am
Air Force: Brave enough to land at higher speeds on weak landing gear.
spindle - June 25, 2011, 3:30 pm
Right...and TC is a ***k anyway.
rerun - June 22, 2011, 5:47 pm

agree 100%
chase3597 - June 20, 2011, 9:01 pm
who cares its not like anyone watches this movie any way so stop over reacting
jfloate - June 20, 2011, 1:17 pm
This is Navy aircraft you dumbass!


U.S. NAVY SUBMARINES - 120 MEN DIVE DOWN 60 COUPLES COME UP


TAGS: navy submarines couples men
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:29 pm
Being from NY and having lost people I have to say this did not offend me. Had it been a joke based on the actual event it might have. I am more offended by the fact it has been 9 yrs and there is still a hole in the ground.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm
Ok, 9/11 is a tough date for the USA, but this is a submarine picture... If he would have made jokes about airplaines, skyscra**rs and terrorist, I would understand, but this is far from being offensive to me. Just another sailor joke. 4 torp***s from me.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 1:40 pm
Agreed.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 12:39 pm

as an FYI - I actually think the poster is funny, just bad timing on submission date
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:39 pm
no problem.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:36 pm

and please lets leave the subject alone. damage is done.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:35 pm

terrorism affects everybody. Maybe your country has been lucky, but as the world changes I can only hope that that luck lasts. I would never wish what the people directly affected by 9/11 feel on anybody, even my worst enemy.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
sorry man, i'm just kinda sick of hearing about this attack that doesn't affect us in any way whatsoever
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:27 pm

gee Pzy. 911 crap? I imagine you lost the respect of a lot of people here. I know you have lost mine
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:06 pm
I thought it was good sh**tyz. Though, i'm Australian, and I am kinda sick of hearing all this 911 crap. 5L's
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 6:27 pm
WE don't delete posters here... they stay. Can't give anyone special treatment over all others. Gotta just bite the bullet and forge ahead.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 11:59 am
If it were a terrorist joke I would see the problem, but there are much more offensive posters here. Any one of those posters could appear in the randoms today. I would never make light of 911, but neither did Sh**tyz.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:11 am
Pm Mr. M, he is the only one with the power to delete a fake.
Shottyz - September 11, 2010, 10:10 am
My apologize to everyone, I did not remember what today was until I posted. I tried to delete it, but it wouldnt let me. Mods please remove this if possible.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 9:57 am
I agree rerun. Any other day and this might be decent zing if aimed at one of our navy members but today, it just wont fly.
rerun - September 11, 2010, 9:27 am

Talk about offensive, especially on a day like today.


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: iwo jima memorial marines
Rating: 4.42/5

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Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 12:58 am
Actually, turns out that's a false rumor that's been around for a long time.


THERE IS A MARINE SNIPER IN THIS PICTURE. - Find him before he finds you.


TAGS: marine
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by DeltaOverkill

nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 2:57 am
We're the army; we'll just lay down a rolling barrage, and mop up what ever's left.
MPsniper - January 1, 2012, 8:03 am
3 feet left......4 feet forward..... look down....SNIPER.


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


Attitude -


TAGS: war gun rifle marine usa
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Justin

derk91 - July 13, 2011, 8:38 pm
omg! Bad Company put this in there game just like COD did! sniper hav been doin this b4 COD and BBC knew about it.
Limeman - August 20, 2008, 12:43 pm
Omg! Real-Life Battlefield Bad Company!


"MARINES" - Semper PIE


TAGS: army marines airborne infantry
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by aus012

eldashadow12 - April 17, 2013, 1:43 pm
No, this is just what happens when you intergrate soldiers with Marines.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 6:01 pm
It's a lie! Tell me it's a lie! It's a Seabee, right?


RELIGION - Because the crusades were so fun!




MARINES - Because You Don't Even Play In The Same Ballpark, Pussy. Get My Gun....


TAGS: marines
Rating: 3.15/5
Treehodger - November 28, 2009, 3:11 am
I know a guy where I live. Pat Owens. He has claimed now for 5 years he is a Marine. I found out bye the ONLY Marine Recruiter in my area that he FAILED the test. Three times. He claims to be a Lance Corporal. I will shoot him to let him know how it feels
Zed - November 25, 2009, 5:04 pm
The one time I took a round, it was three years before I served, ironically enough.


SEMPER GUMBY - "Always Flexible"




DEVOTION - More than just words on a fancy scrap of paper.


TAGS: military wife kia war marine
Rating: 4.7/5

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Krissie - July 4, 2011, 11:29 am
5sad lions.... :'(


"SEMPER FI" - Means-"Mess with democracy and we'll slap you so hard your ancestors will feel it."


TAGS: marines military democracy grunt
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

GySgt1811 - September 24, 2009, 6:46 pm
And I got you again. Thanks for the game. Beer call.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 5:33 pm
*in best South Park voice* TIMMIE!!!!
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2009, 12:23 pm
Tag. You're it.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 1:11 am
Ah, I see. GySgt1811 is Timmying the Timmie.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 1:10 am
So now you go all Spelling Nazi? That's sauteed in FAIL, GySgt1811...
GySgt1811 - September 23, 2009, 4:48 pm
(Koff...Koff, Semper Fidelis, Koff...Koff)
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
Loyal has fewer letters/characters than faithful, and I was at the limit.
GySgt1811 - September 23, 2009, 1:07 pm
(Koff...Koff, Always Faithful, Koff...Koff)
Zed - September 23, 2009, 1:22 am
As a former Marine,(and I'm sure Todd already knows)"Semper Fi" is truncated Latin for Semper Fidelus, in English: Always Loyal. I may disagree with Todd's politics, but as long as we remember the Constitution and our oath, I'd stand by him on this.
Pacifist - September 22, 2009, 10:38 pm
Constipation can make folk irritable!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 9:37 pm
... by way of enema.
Pacifist - September 22, 2009, 8:46 pm
I think this guy needs a relaxing Herbal tea!
KDP3 - September 22, 2009, 7:01 pm
Actually we are a Democratic-Republic but good job on not only being a bigot but a timmy too!
Joe - September 22, 2009, 6:59 pm
America was designed as a republic not a democracy you redneck bush ***k s****** retard f***. Democracy is the goal of free masons and Rosicrucians dumb f*** stop waching mainstream media and pick up a real history book dumb a**.


MARINE CORPS SLEEVES - R.I.P. You will be missed.


TAGS: marines
Rating: 5/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:55 am
marines are people to... just people who are easily angreed and can and will rip your limbs off :) WHOOOHA
Greeny - October 29, 2011, 9:49 am
Funny, what they'll look like after 30 some years...
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 11:00 pm
Back in MY day (Hee, Hee) it was traditional (Read required) that no one could be Commandant or Sergeant Major of the Corps UNLESS you had an Eagle, Globe & Anchor tattoo proudly displayed. (Where's David M. Shoup when you need him?)
Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:13 pm
Sgt...the difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos - is the people with tattoos don't care if you don't have tattoos... :)
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 5:57 pm
Whatever was the Commandant thinking? (Doesn't he have other things on his mind to worry about?) And why didn't the Sargent Major in the next office over Jap-slap him straight? I guess I'm just too old breed...I never thought that that would happen.


WE'RE SURROUNDED -


TAGS: marines surrounded chesty puller
Rating: 4.91/5

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Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:03 pm
*their - d***, two spelling mistakes in one day...
Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:02 pm
And yet, we still kick thier a$$es!
gas - July 19, 2011, 6:29 pm
xD


MARINE CORPS LOYALTY -


TAGS: wounded marine buddy dependable
Rating: 4.38/5

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sickartist - May 24, 2010, 6:11 pm
Army too brother 5L


NAVY STRATEGY -


TAGS: submarine seal team disguised uss nevada
Rating: 4.67/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 16, 2010, 2:07 am
I say shove a GPS up their a$$ and attach laser beams to their heads...and if that isn't effective...try it with actual Harbor Seals...
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:27 am
What do you expect from a submarine named after a land-locked state? 5L


SENSITIVE MARINES - Reach out and touch someone.




ULTIMATE SACRIFICE -


TAGS: marine sacrifice poem end death
Rating: 4.73/5

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Terri - November 17, 2011, 7:27 am
*sobs* so true
Reality Lord - October 24, 2011, 1:13 pm

nicely done....5
CloudchaserS - October 24, 2011, 12:31 am
I've heard of The End. A few years ago, they toured with Three Inches Of Blood and Gwar. I'm going to hell for that comment, aren't I?
Greeny - October 23, 2011, 10:56 pm
Amsome Marine!


WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 10:12 pm
One of the many, many reasons my father, a US Army General, and I absolutely LOVE General Patton. He was the BEST!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:40 am
Someone please get a hold of some Patton DNA and clone that ****. Clone the hell out of that ****. Make a godd*** army. Jango Fett style. Please?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:59 pm
Hector, that happens the moment politicians get involved with war.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 am
War truth #1. "The first casualty of war is the truth."
Mauser98k - March 22, 2009, 6:06 pm
Patton. Was. GOD.


MARINE CORPS TRAINING - Coming to a beach near you …..


TAGS: marines beach arabs dog
Rating: 3.07/5

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devildoc1989 - November 10, 2011, 3:58 pm
...im a jew, in the marines...you are a p**** college student probably.
guyfox - July 27, 2010, 10:22 pm
this is why only skinheads join the marines today, I have proof


HARBOR TOUR -


TAGS: submarine boat license calendar ocean
Rating: 4.78/5

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birddseedd - January 3, 2014, 1:58 pm
I still don't get how someone can be stupid enough to do this.
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:35 pm
lmao
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:23 pm
Well played.
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:30 am
Chuckle.


For The Last Time -




MARINES - Be Safe! Sleep with one.


TAGS: marines
Rating: 2.05/5
LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 8:53 am
The female version is known as a BAM = "Broad-Assed Marine"....just don't say it within earsh** of them or they'll kill you with their bare hands and use your skin as a rug.
NiteStryker - June 15, 2009, 9:29 pm
the cpl is a boot a** mofo. Only a firewatch and 60 days in fleet.
mallen - April 18, 2009, 4:49 am
Does it come in female?
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 2:26 am
Absolutely, there are other countries. We've been saving many of their hides for decades.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - March 25, 2009, 2:06 am
Hey Mark. You do realize that there are other countries besides the U.S on this planet right?....
none - February 13, 2009, 11:03 pm
exactly, many people don't even know how good they have it. They're taking advantage of what they have and complain like a b**** when it's gone.
Mark - February 12, 2009, 2:04 pm
I don't want to sleep with one but I sleep a lot better knowing that we have them. All service members have sacraficed for us to be able to *** away at our keyboards saying whatever we want. The right thing to do is to say Thank You and then move along.
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 1:41 pm
He's a Timmy. I wouldn't even begin to get bent out of shape over what he says. We're in the process of weeding out Timmys, so bear with us.
none - February 12, 2009, 1:38 pm
around the house drinking beer and scratching your a** watching the superbowl with the ac on, join the military and see if your worthless a** will make fun of them now.
none - February 12, 2009, 1:38 pm
you can go f*** yourself barock, ignorant a**holes like you can only say that **** because they're the ones who f***ing go out and defend your worthless freedom. They don't even f***ing care about recognition, they do their f***ing job while you lay
anti - January 18, 2009, 8:32 pm
you have a really REALLY good point
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 1:40 pm
Well, in response to that I can say Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy !
barockeva - January 13, 2009, 1:10 pm
No wonder the marines are having such a hard time over seas, look how out dated their weapons are! And that uniform makes them moving targets against the sand
Culos - November 17, 2008, 9:48 am
Nobody insults the Marines, Duck hunting is serious business. What's more he comes prepared. After shooting the duck he can use his bayonet for BBQ purposes.
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 17, 2008, 9:44 am
Careful, Anonymous gets very upset if you insult the marines. To the point he loses all concept of grammar, punctuation and sentence structure.
english--and proud - November 17, 2008, 9:41 am
Maybe he is duck hunting ..
Culos - November 17, 2008, 9:39 am
It seems difficult to aim if you hold your weapon like this
Inconceivable - November 17, 2008, 9:36 am
Anyone else got something irrelevant to add?
Inconceivable - November 17, 2008, 9:35 am
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Anonymous - November 17, 2008, 9:31 am
Marines don't have a football team like the Army & Navy because they're taught to protect the U.S.A., not some ball.


OOH RAH -


TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 1, 2013, 7:35 pm
So true. So painfully, and terribly true. 5 tears.
mariand - March 16, 2012, 3:41 pm
I'm sure you know that this is generally valid everywhere in this world...
carebear - March 16, 2012, 3:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)


HOME -


TAGS: army marine afghanistan iraq
Rating: 4/5

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marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:40 am
Love it, great homage 5L


WORK!! - YOU BETTER NOT BE LOOKING AT MOTIFAKES ON MY TIME DAMMIT!!




MARINE OFFICERS - THE UNIFORMS GET ALL THE WOMEN


TAGS: marine uniforms
Rating: 3/5

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Hasbunmb - October 25, 2010, 3:39 pm
He's an Officer. Notice the lack of red piping which is in all enlisted blues, and note the silver and gold Eagle, Globe, and Anchors. Only officers wear those, the enlisted wear solid gold colored ones. His ND ribbon being solitary just means he's a boot
Dangle - May 16, 2010, 8:24 am
Actually he enlisted, not an officer. and he just got out of boot camp. if he had been in the **** already he would have more than the 1 National Defence ribbon. but yes, military dress uniforms in general get all the women.
DudefromOz - December 15, 2009, 11:09 pm
That's if you get to come home alive.
Me_ - December 14, 2009, 1:12 pm
and the doctor saying this will only pinch a little as they take a long qtip and shove it....


IN THAT VERY MOMENT - the brave Captain realized that he was piloting a boat, and not, in fact, a submarine.


TAGS: submarine boat captain tanker
Rating: 2.57/5

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Charles - September 12, 2008, 9:16 pm
Failboat - changing modes


HARRIER FROM A CARRIER -




OOO RAH -


TAGS: marines thanks rerun
Rating: 4.32/5

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fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:28 pm
Thank5 for dredging up memories of Boot Camp.
rerun - May 18, 2012, 6:15 pm

Somehow I think you have heard that before. Excellent, great laugh of the day.


MARINES -


TAGS: marines
Rating: 3.94/5

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manticore - June 18, 2010, 2:38 am
Even if you are on the same side


U.S. MARINES - Taking care of each other in life, taking care of each other after. Thank you.


TAGS: marines usmc pride honor thank you
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:49 pm
*psycho***ual (hey, poster! me)
Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
If this is your idea of blowing a Marine, you've probably just disappointed a lot of Marines -- or 1 in 10, anyway, a**uming that they are not a psychosocially anomalous sub-population.


DING DONG DITCH - It never ever gets old! "GEDDEM GUNNY!"




A BREAK IN ROUTINE -


TAGS: marines snowman winter desert iraq
Rating: 4.67/5

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M11Marauder - March 7, 2011, 7:00 am
Well, i suppose brits have marines too o:)


GLOBAL WARMING... -


TAGS: navy submarine global warming
Rating: 4.52/5

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eldiabloloco - October 18, 2010, 8:19 am
I agree RL 5L from me also
Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 4:14 pm

i'm surprised this scored so low. i really like it. 5L from me dude.


WAR IS NEVER WORTH IT -


TAGS: war dead soldier marine sad
Rating: 4.21/5

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Hawamleh - August 28, 2014, 1:06 am
Willy hears him Willy just don't care
Airman - August 25, 2014, 9:43 pm
you are commenting on a comments made in 2010.. not sure you're reaching an audience
subzerowins - August 25, 2014, 7:39 pm
all of you talking about pie pac-man and other bs are disrespectful a-holes who need to look at a poster before they comment the picture is a daughter reaching for her dad who died for the GREAT USA
pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 6:59 pm
the pacman part is easy. there's only about a million versions of it on the internet
Chompers - August 4, 2010, 5:51 pm
Guinness Clowns? Sounds Amsome to me
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 5:27 pm
Ever Since Iv Come Here, I Have Decided that before i die I Must, try bacon pie.. guiness clowns and anime. oh and gummy bears, and actually play pac-man.
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 5:23 pm
Now that is some sad truth right there hammy
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
I'v Never Had Pie...
TheMotiMilitia - August 4, 2010, 4:58 pm
Key lime pie Hammy.
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 4:46 pm
hate to sound retarded... Whats Key-Lime?
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:11 am
LOL! Key Lime? I can't ban Key Lime!
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2010, 10:13 pm
?
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2010, 10:13 pm
Key-Lime
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 3:55 pm
This discussion ends right now. The next user to further the issue will be banned.
Hawamleh - August 3, 2010, 2:37 pm
I'm Sorry TOC But this Guys Wants to censor The Internets...
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
Blueberry!
thatonechick - August 3, 2010, 12:06 pm
Blah blah blah, let us agree to disagree, and pecan pie, m**********rs. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, or take it to PMs.
Hawamleh - August 3, 2010, 10:28 am
And Barwick, Iv been living in a warzone for 16 years now, i walk around with a gun even though im a minor, you my friend would be on your way to the morgue...
Hawamleh - August 3, 2010, 10:28 am
It May Imply that It War Is Not Worth That Little Girl Losing A Father, I Just Meant It As you Never know When You go, So Love More And Whatnot. .
Wraith11B - August 3, 2010, 7:49 am
Hawamleh, how can you say that this is not about war when the tag is "war is never worth it"?
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 12:01 am
May I take a guess as to who is going where, or should I keep it a secret?
pzykosiz - August 2, 2010, 11:51 pm
dude, you have got no life at all.
barwick11 - August 2, 2010, 11:46 pm
WTF? If whoever made this was standing in front of me right now, one of us is going for a ride in an ambulance, and the other in a cop car. You guess who goes where...
Hawamleh - August 2, 2010, 10:18 pm
This Is Not About About War, this is about urging you to enjoy each and every moment of your life, the subject of war should not be opened everytime we see a dead soldier, remember his life not the reason for his death.
pzykosiz - August 2, 2010, 7:38 pm
this does bring a very strong message. war is never the best way to solve things. the cost of lives and the lives that they affect is far too great
Bartimaeus - August 2, 2010, 6:25 pm
It's not a question of whether or not wars have to be fought. It's a question of not wanting war, and understanding the price of engagement. Each individual life lost has meaning, and you can't forget that. Men are not just a means to an end. It's why I 5
Sean - August 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
WAR Once in a while, it's worth it. Time for your Apocalypse, Now.
TheTrashHeap - August 2, 2010, 11:09 am
Shouldn't YOU be on politifake?
Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 8:09 am
How the hell can you be 11B and still think this is somehow political? Obviously don't make infantry like they used to.
Bartimaeus - August 2, 2010, 2:30 am
With all due respect, Mr. Wraith, go f*** yourself. Violence may be the only permanent way of ending anything, but it takes a tole on everything. And if you don't see the moral implications of entering combat, you're not fit to fight or to be fought for.
Wraith11B - August 2, 2010, 2:13 am
Aside from ending Nazism, Fascism, Totalitarianism, and Imperialism... War has never solved anything. Shouldn't this be on PolitiFake?


BASIC - It's all good.


TAGS: marines basic training army good
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - November 13, 2009, 4:11 pm
Gee, thanks Todd, for bringing back *THOSE* memories...


ENCOURAGEMENT - Sometimes when you're down, all it takes is a word of encouragement to pick you up.




MARINE TOAST -




IRANIAN NAVAL EXERCISES... -


TAGS: iran navy submarine p3 sink
Rating: 4.5/5

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vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:05 pm
Silly Vulture! I was reading the map wrong. What I thought were the boundaries is a dirt track! :D
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 4:56 pm
The whole southern half of Iran is on the Arabian sea.
MPsniper - December 31, 2011, 7:53 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Republic_of_Iran_Navy ===== http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_ships_of_the_Iranian_Navy
MPsniper - December 31, 2011, 7:52 am
actually...they have a real live navy....and quite a few submarines.
vulture - December 31, 2011, 4:52 am
I'm going to ask what may be a stupid question, here - what is a land-locked country (Iran) doing owning a sub? Where do they park it?!


LOOK OUT BOY'S - Paris is joining the Marine's ( fire bubbles.., not bullets... )


TAGS: paris hilton tank pink war peace ***y celebrity marines
Rating: 2.87/5

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fascistfrenchman - July 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
I know a woman who would be disappointed that it fires bubbles instead of real shells. 4 Lions


GREY KNIGHTS - Because sometimes badass just isn't enough to get the job done.




MARINES - You may have been the apple of your mother's eye. But you're in the Corps now.


TAGS: marines military boot camp sergeants
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:10 pm
ARE YEW SMIRKING AT THE WAY MY HAT FITS?


U.S.M.C SNIPER - The only thing you will see... is the back of you eyelids!


TAGS: u s m c marine sniper freedom funny
Rating: 3.67/5

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ash1011 - May 31, 2011, 12:54 am
this is true. :) are you a sniper?
MPsniper - May 30, 2011, 2:30 pm
from a place you will not see..... comes a sound you will not hear


PANIC ATTACK! - It's not that I am scared or sad, it is my body fighting me. "Former US Marine LCPL 0311" Anyone can be affected by it.




YELLOW SUBMARINE - Not as amazing as the Beatles made it out to be.


TAGS: yellow submarine the beatles
Rating: 3.07/5

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Anonymous2 - April 18, 2010, 11:51 pm
Hey, that's my next door neighbor...


MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT #15 - Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.


TAGS: war marine army
Rating: 2.41/5

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Sauce? - April 7, 2009, 3:46 pm
That's rule #25...


SPACE MARINES - You Can Have My Bolter When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hand.




MASTER CHIEF - in his college years.




WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH - The tough call for close air support


TAGS: warthog marine a 10c
Rating: 4.64/5

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CloudchaserS - May 5, 2012, 12:47 am
Fun fact. If you're the enemy, you won't hear an A10 coming. Because they're quieter than many aircraft and by the time they get close enough to be heard, they've already fired. (America! F**k yeah!)


United States Marine Corps -




THE US MARINES - They are not that mean




MARINES - The term "Devil Dog" has never been more appropriate.




WE ALL GET A LITTLE SIDE TRACKED? -




FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.


TAGS: military america usa arlington soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.29/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thank you, FS.
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:49 am
Great poster WTFO.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Be a man! Pluck that last little bastard.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:42 pm
Anyone else notice how no matter how much you trim your nosehair. There's always one little bugger that drives you crazy....maybe it's just me.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:39 pm
Hey Stupid...Funny, glad to see you figured out how to use the Copy and Paste functions of your computer. May I suggest you find another of my posters titled "Self-Appointed "funny" police. If you don't like my posters....SUCK IT!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yes it is.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:21 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:23 am
Haar, I appreciate your kind words. You get it. While we disagree on many points, you provide support for your positions and we can discuss topics in a respectful manner. That is all I ask of anyone but when attacked I tend to respond. I hope he's done.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:21 am
Sean, I haven't yet checked out this "bulgy challenge". It sounds a little suspicious to me. I'm not sure I want to see your "bulgy". Why are you pushing this thing like a used car salesman?
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:20 am
Canuck, I don't quit when you call me a "racist" as your way of giving up arguing with me. Like I said elsewhere, I provide support and facts to back up my positions. You just use ignorant, unfounded attacks. So, bite me, eh.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 11:05 am
WTFO, those were well-reasoned counter-points. As noted, you've never slipped in to that mode with our discussions. And that's much appreciated.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:45 am
That`s exacty why you should kick his Fox "News" watching a**, by taking the Bulgy challenge.
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:34 am
Boy even when you give up arguing with this guy he just keeps going eh.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:30 am
Hey, you know who might be a Liberal? Bulgy. That's who. I mean, I once saw him drink Kool Aid. So go take the Bulgy challenge (3 lines max).
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:09 am
There are major problems with both parties. I disagree with certain decisions from both sides. However, the far left that controls the govt right now possess a philosophy that is far different than my own so they get the brunt of my criticizms.
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:07 am
pinko commies, facists, tofu-farting-tree-huggin hippies, Kool-aid guzzlers, etc (ha). Seriously, I try to reserve the liberal term for those who espouse the far-left agenda of socialism and either defend the left blindly or attack the right blindly...
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:04 am
Mr. Haar, I agree that a number of my comment chains have dropped to attacks. I certainly would prefer logical debates (and I get those as well). I try hard not to attack until attacked. Also, not everyone who disagrees with me is a "liberal". They can be
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:02 am
to form, you'll call me another name or distract from the facts. As a final note, I post what I like. Your whining about this being a humor site will not sway any of my actions. You don't like my posters, tough. Go find long-cat and get your giggles.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
Agreement between our countries provide for intelligence sharing. Therefore, intel gathered by our CIA helps defend your freedoms as well as Canadian intel helps defend the US. See this is how a facts-based discussion looks like. However, if you stay true
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
As for your a**ertion that the military and the CIA haven't protected Canada, you are again wrong. Through NORAD, US military partner with Canadian forces to protect the N. American continent (mostly with US systems and bases). As for the CIA, Memos of
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:56 pm
disagree with the socialist policies of the President and Congress doesn't make you racist. It's a pathetic defense mechinism being used by liberals and Dems right now. Much like the Reps unfairly used the term "unpatriotic" to quiet dissent after 9-11.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:54 pm
Canuck, I asked specifically what in any of my posters has been racist. You provided no proof. You just switched tactics to call the passive-aggressive racist. Again, you can't see into my mind or heart so screw you and your a**ertions. Just because you
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 8:49 am
I LOVE me some Paraguay!!!!
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:59 am
And truly, what does a Canadian national owe the CIA? If you can give me an answer, I'll concede that Canuck has no valid points. As has also been stated before, Canada and Mexico have one common problem between them.
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:56 am
Awright, I didn't want to get into it, but far too often I have seen WFTO's arguments denigrate to baseless personal attacks. Generally the phrase "liberal" is a**ociated with someone who doesn't share his viewpoint. Note: I have not been besmirched.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
*forgive the "it's"
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
Canuck, dude, yer arguing with members of the only empire in history NOT to collect tribute from it's "colonies", satellites, and protectorate states. And they don't see that as a problem. Go figure.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:07 am
section for a reason. I also noticed it does not say Positive comments only. Maybe i will leave arguing on the internet to those who have the time. I wonder if this site will ever return to what it was before it became a soapbox.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:00 am
Actually a small town in northwestern Ontario. I grew up surrounded by american tourists, all asking silly igloo and dog sled questions. Maybe i wound up a little jaded. I'm not sure what "troll" means for sure but i do know this site has a comments secti
Sean - April 20, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mark, friend ... I AM Canadian. Since when has that not been enough for you? Hmmmm?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:56 pm
I don't leave the USA unless I have to. Every Canadian I've met has been in uniform and we were supporting them. Maybe that's why they were so pro-American. But go ahead...tell me what points are valid in Canuck's comments. The 1 about it not being funny?
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:37 pm
Ever been to Canada? They don't all love us, any more than all Americans love Paraguay. The racist comment was out of line, as WTFO has never made any indication of such leanings. Some of the rest of that post was on the mark, though.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:27 pm
...has been pro-American. His comment calling WTFO a racist is without any basis whatsoever. I believe that Canuck is just another Timmy Troll.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:25 pm
I don't think his comments are valid at all. Like I said, I think he's just trolling for a fight. The poster is not arrogant at all. It's truthful and patriotic. His comments are uncalled for and are inciting argument. Every Canadian I've met in person...
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:10 pm
I think he's got some valid points, Mark. It's been said that if the national illness of the USA is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. Would it make a difference if he was Slovakian?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 9:48 pm
After reading through all of these comments, it seems to me that Canuck is cut from the same "Timmy Cloth" as Dr. Rank and Neerow. I think he's nothing more than a trolling a** wipe. I doubt that he's Canadian. I'll bet he's in g** Commune in California.
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
The caption says "brought to you" not brought to americans. The poster is fine the caption is the problem. Am i wrong in thinking this is a humor site! and therefore the posters should at least be an attempt at humor?
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:41 pm
...did you maybe misinterpret the meaning and then get into it with WTFO? Or were you just spoilin' for a tussle with him? Just asking!!!
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:39 pm
Ummmm, yeah. Canuck? Why are you even concerned with commenting about how free Americans are or aren't? The poster is clearly aimed at the US and doesn't imply that anyone else (like Canada) owes their freedom to us. Just wonderin' why you stepped in...
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 3:54 pm
Many of your posters have a basis in racism even if it is passive aggressive racism. I am not from Quebec.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:33 am
On a more serious note, Parti Quebecois is more than welcome to take a long walk off a short pier, preferably at Greater Slave Lake right before a freeze.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:27 am
Oh, it's not going to be a military invasion, per se. They're sending over thought-control beams from their CBC affiliates. See what happened in Detroit and Buffalo?
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:17 am
from the North border. I'm not worried. Most Canadians are great and those who subscribe to the Quebec style of thought are too pathetic and weak to be of any real danger.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:15 am
Too funny. Like I've said, I've worked with great folks from Canada through NORAD type a**ignments. I just don't like this prick and his accusations and personal attacks. I used the same joke on a former boss of mine who was from Alaska. As for a threat
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:54 am
So I like the joke *looks around nervously*, but since 80% of the populace is within 100 miles of the border, I am ever cognizant of the threat of invasion as well. Google Canadian World Domination to see the plans.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:45 am
Ouch! It's ironic for me, because several Iditarod contenders train within 60 miles of me, including a 3 or 4 time champion. And yes, I'm in the States, but not too far off the border. I've found there's a lot to like about our neighbors to the North.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 1:30 am
Now, for Haar, I'll inject some levity. Do you know why they don't teach *** education and driver's education on the same day in Canuck's home town? ... It's too rough on the sled dogs.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:32 am
racism knows that I don't give a d*** what color someone's skin is. You (and several others) have once again proven a quote by Peter Brimelow, "the modern definition of a 'racist' is someone winning an argument with a liberal". So, f*** OFF MOTHER f***ER!
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:30 am
resort to the dumbass liberal standby, by trying to label me a racist. I don't back down from bull**** like that. You can take your accusation and stuff it up your socialist a** you low-life Quebec faggot. Anyone who has seen my comments on the topic of
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:28 am
While I appreciate your attempt at levity, Haar, there needs to be something else pointed out. This canadian piece of **** called me a racist. You have obviously lost the debate due to your lack of facts or support for you ignorant positions so you had to
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
Heh. Yeah, I'd figure as much, especially with the playoffs. Just trying to interject some levity.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 3:20 pm
If i had that kind of career i would be too busy nailing hockey s**ts to check out these posters.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 1:39 pm
Oh. I thought you were playing for Vancouver.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:37 pm
Im a canadian you idiots i owe nothing to your goverment and have far more freedom than any american. If you feel singled out wtfo maybe its because of all the racist and hateful crap you post. Why not use wit instead of inflammatory nonsense?
Passer By - April 19, 2009, 9:03 am
You Canuck are the one who started out making a brainless comment. Keep your opinions up there in the north country and quit stinking up the place down here in a country that's free.
HtD - April 19, 2009, 3:25 am
Like you, he gains sustenance from talking about politics. Instead of eating a sammich, a conversation about the social policies of Obama will hit the spot.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:14 am
Finally, why does it seem that you are seeking out my posters for you ignorance and attacks? Do you have a crush? Are you lonely and need of attention? I suggest you buy a dog, I'm spoken for.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:12 am
sent us to Iraq where we could eliminate a dictator who was a danger to his neighbors, Israel, the US and his own people. Don't talk about bravery since you obviously have no idea what it means. Risking you life to bring freedom to others is brave.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:11 am
since the 1970s. Our enemies cross into several countries. We were attacked on 9-11, but the liberal lie is that our war is only with Al Qaida. They are one of many threats to this nation and the world. Pres Bush was smart enough to realize that fact and
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:08 am
enjoy. If you live in the US, then your freedom was absolutely provided to you by the govt, military and the CIA. If you are too ignorant to realize that fact then there is no hope for you. As far as the war, radical Islam has been at war with the US
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:05 am
I'd love to know who made you the motifake humor judge, Canuck. I also see no arrogance in this poster, I see appreciation, patriotism and respect for those who understand that the freedom we enjoy in the US is earned by a small few for all of us to
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 8:03 pm
By the way passer by you are so witty, could you keep making brainless comments without making an actual point. That sorta thing always makes me chuckle. Maybe you could explain how this poster is not arrogant and is funny? Its not a demotivational poster
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
Be proud to be sentient, proud to be intelligent or proud to pass on a willingness to accept others. Race and Nationality are not things you earned they were given to you. You cant be proud of something you did not earn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:56 pm
My freedom was not in any way provided by the American Gov't or the C I A. Need I remind you that fighting a war YOU started does not make you brave. But ending it would. Its because of this kind of angry pride that your kids grow up to hate for no reason
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:00 am
Yes you are Canuck.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow arrogant! and not funny!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:02 am
Trying to answer you is a waste of time Timmy, you wouldn't understand.
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:32 am
Truth hurts, don't it? :P
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:50 pm
Blah, blah, blah, Timmy.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:25 pm
If the military and the CIA are bringing us freedom, why do they keep letting the government pass laws that restrict it?


TOO MANLY TO BE LOVE AND KIND. - There's no such a thing as being too manly to be loving and kind.




MILITARY RULE #13 - Tracer rounds work in both directions!


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.36/5

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WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:39 am
How about (since I'm Air Force) we call in an air strike with GPS munitions instead?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:38 am
Good point. Definitely more noticable at night than the day but an excellent observation.
spencer - August 14, 2009, 2:55 pm
dont mean to argu with the rules. but doesn't firing the gun alone give away your position. it is a big flash.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
Valid point. Just hope he doesn't have friends.
ranger - June 13, 2009, 10:09 pm
only if you're still alive after the first round


THE USA MARINE'S - Marine's Never Run From A Fight, Back Down And We Never Forget !!!


TAGS: marine s
Rating: 3.29/5

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ShftySwtchblade2 - June 11, 2010, 8:11 pm
As a Marine... this caption... so many grammatical errors. I'm trying not to let my brain explode...


FIRST TO KNOW LAST TO GO - We Will Defend To The Last Breath Our Right To Be Misinformed


TAGS: marine corps marines misinformed usmc
Rating: 3.21/5

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Feasibly - May 8, 2011, 10:48 pm
No problem chase...it happens. PM a pic to me if you'd like and I'll try to help you. Preferably, not a military or firearm related one though. Those are a little more difficult to do.
chase3597 - May 8, 2011, 9:42 pm
i accidentally messed up the title it is supposed to be first to go last to know
GySgt1811 - May 2, 2011, 9:32 am
Green, I'm not sure there is a point. d*** Nice picture, though!
Greeny - May 1, 2011, 10:02 pm
Who is we? The point of this escapes me.


ARMY - As Always sleeping while the marines do all the work.


TAGS: army marines sleeping
Rating: 2.74/5

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hex - June 6, 2009, 11:00 pm
yeah, right because marines don't sleep right? hoorah!


MARINES - Make me proud to be an American.


TAGS: marines america
Rating: 2.35/5

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Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:15 am
Work Hard, Play Hard. Get drunk. Act like an a**clown with your buddies. It's the LIFE, man!!! God bless'em for taking a few years to serve the country before settling down to work some 9 to 5 job.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 1:06 pm
Me too!


TOGETHERNESS - Bunching up like that will "DRAW FIRE!" The ROE(Rules Of Engagement)specifically States that now you HAVE to return it!!




ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT -


TAGS: usmc marines usa merica
Rating: 4.88/5

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mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 4:47 am
I first heard this little ditty from a 'Nam vet ... Good job! 5L


BROTHERHOOD - It's Made Here




DOWNTIME - These guys have too much of it...


TAGS: us marine
Rating: 3.6/5

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PapaKiloDelta - October 16, 2010, 3:48 pm
good times


BASIC MARKMANSHIP - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.




GAME OF THRONES -


TAGS: gameofthrones usmc merica marines
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 30, 2015, 5:27 am
I take it you're DEP (delayed entry program) but have friends/relatives that you've listened too? Your honesty shows honor. Welcome aboard Boot!
TheMarinesHaveLanded - March 29, 2015, 2:42 pm
I'm not actually a Marine - yet..
mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:09 pm
Been there. Done that. Welcome aboard jarhead! Of course I know how you gat there--- My Atserisk Rides In Navy Equipment! Laughed so hard it hurt! Did a lot of improvising during deployments! 5 laughing lions!
lgvernon - March 28, 2015, 3:58 pm

Welcome, Marine. Nice stuff.
steve1961 - March 28, 2015, 3:57 pm
I don't usually compliment newbies to Motifake...I usually leave that to GaryOprah and the rest...but I like your stuff kid...Good job!


SUBMARINES - Underhand, unfair, and damned un-English But by God they get the job done


TAGS: submarines
Rating: 4.64/5

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Alixian - September 15, 2011, 5:54 am
Shouldn't that be submersables?
Sean - September 13, 2011, 11:24 pm
Ok, so there's no such word as "Natative". So I musta mean Narrative. Yeah that's the ticket.
Sean - September 13, 2011, 11:22 pm
So I'm 250 pages into volume II of Shelby Foote's masterwork, The Civil War: A Natative, and for me the best parts so far are the naval battles. Rams, ironclads, "cottonclads" ... it's all quite amazing. Haven't got to the part with submergibles yet.
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 7:44 am
Just for everyone's benefit, this is the first and only warning. This will go no further.
Alixian - September 13, 2011, 2:35 am
Ok seeing as Sean and Realogic think they know better and obviously think they are funny. I had a very traumatic experience as a child at the hands of a PAEDOPHILE. ARE YOU f***ING HAPPY NOW
Sean - September 12, 2011, 2:25 pm
Do you know how the internet works? No. Really. You not only ***kishly asked that a partucular word not be typed (is it pneumonia?), you did so, uber ***kishly, using caps lock. Good luck with that.
Sean - September 12, 2011, 2:22 pm
Yer thinking maybe there's a sub out there with the words "free candy" painted on the side, aren't you?
realogic - September 12, 2011, 2:06 pm
Sounds like someone is being overly defensive... Wonder why >.>...
Alixian - September 12, 2011, 3:50 am
I WILL ASK YOU ONLY ONCE TO NEVER EVER MENTION THAT P WORD IN FRONT OF ME
Sean - September 9, 2011, 2:53 pm
I got this one, Mooooooooooooooooooooo. But what if the job is paedophilial in nature, or axe-murdering? I don't think a sub is good for that.
Alixian - September 9, 2011, 11:29 am
During the late 19th century, early 20th century, the Royal Navy were not keen on using submarines. We still used them but back then submariners were treated like pirates, hence the jolly roger whenever they sank a ship. I love submarines ,meself
CloudchaserS - September 9, 2011, 10:13 am
I've always thought it's only dishonorable for the bad guys to be sneaky, underhanded, etc. When good guys do the same thing, I see nothing at all wrong with that. Shooting in the back, surprise attack, etc. (is 100% serious)


AIRMAN -


TAGS: airman submariner airforce
Rating: 4.38/5

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Airman - July 6, 2010, 4:13 pm
lol.. you scoundrel. funny, I would rather sit in a copters door with my feet out at 6000 feet, than jump into water where I can't see the bottom. I hate that feeling.


U.S. MARINE CORPS LIGHTNING - We will blow it up one way or another, guaranteed !


TAGS: us marine corps lightning
Rating: 4/5

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Budog - August 5, 2011, 9:54 pm
Semper Fi, Corpsman Up !!!
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:26 pm
I'm with you Gunny.. Nothing worse than a sticky bomb
GySgt1811 - August 5, 2011, 5:50 pm
Alright, I'll admit it, I'm p***erted; but, it sure looks like that ol' 6-by is about to take the silver "Flying C and B" right in the radiator. Or not. Or maybe it's a trap, or, just,... or. Anyway, the poster mentions the Corps, so it gets 5 IED's.


VICTORY IN WAR - Because there is no greater glory than raising your flag over your slain enemy.


TAGS: war victory usmc marines glory slain enemy
Rating: 3.03/5

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Elredin - April 21, 2009, 9:07 pm
ok ok thats enough please WW2 Was years ago as for this "debt" we still owe the US id like to remind you that most british casualties in the gulf war was from US friendly fire debt paid in blood we are even now lets forget this and focus on the terrorists
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:23 am
"evaded"??? Do you mean avoided? Do you mean Roosevelt knew? Do you mean that the US policies forced Japan into the attack? Are you one "who cares?" Your comment is pointless unless you clarify what it is you're babbling about.
Cwalda - March 30, 2009, 5:40 am
Guessing how would WW2 end without US is pointless. A lot of things would be a lot different. On the other hand, everyone (who cares) know that Pearl Harbor could be evaded.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 4:36 pm
It doesn't take balls to sacrifice every man, woman, and child in your country. It takes balls to sacrifice yourself for every man, woman, and child in your country. A lot of good men on both sides proved that they had real serious balls.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:27 pm
The Japanese were willing to sacrifice every man woman and child in their country. That takes serious balls.
rerun - January 14, 2009, 1:57 pm
xx needs to brush up on his history - Japan attacked the US, not the other way around
Mark - January 14, 2009, 1:39 pm
If it wasn't for the US in World War II, chances are you wouldn't be here saying stupid **** like that. Just say thank you and move along.
barockeva - January 13, 2009, 1:14 pm
Real honor, the Japanese had it.
randomDood - December 28, 2008, 11:12 pm
Uh... xx, Japan wasn't "a little country" in WWII, dumbass. They were a facist superpower (not to mention suicidal).
xx - December 28, 2008, 7:44 pm
in usa way! go, attack a little country, and admire how great you are..... and if you lose-pretend it wasnt a war! just like in vietnam!
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:14 am
HooRah!


A Dog Named Nig -


TAGS: marine
Rating: 2.77/5

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Sean - June 4, 2009, 6:14 pm
Mr Honkey Cracker Tiny Pee-Pee thanks you for your support. Now dare to draem, dare ... to ... draem -- just not about the "right" to call anyone anything nasty, k?
A nony Mouse - June 4, 2009, 5:52 pm
It's d***ed funny though!
A nony Mouse - June 4, 2009, 5:51 pm
It's a little over-done at this point, I can be called whiteboy, cracker, etc. but I can't say, "That Black Man over there." Or at least, "shouldn't". However, as one man said, "White people lost their n----- rights a while ago. They may get them back.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 1:14 pm
True enough and well put. I also fully admit to being the kind of a**hole permitted by my times and upbringing.
count von Tofurkey - April 12, 2009, 12:37 pm
most of these USMC/Army dogs served in World War II, which gives some historical context for the racist name ("Nig"). Doesn't excuse it, but it does explain it.
Sean - April 3, 2009, 7:01 pm
Sorry, hjbookman, but my cat, Mr. Honkey Cracker Tiny Pee-Pee, thinks yer an idiot. He's SOOO judgemental. Bye.
hjbookman - April 3, 2009, 5:43 pm
Nigerian Bloodhound?
american - March 31, 2009, 2:37 am
why is cracker or honky an ok term for black people to use? Ever heard of P.C. If i have to abide by it, they should to.
Sean - December 14, 2008, 12:33 pm
Thanks. One of my very earliest ones ... when I was still almost funny.
Haze - December 14, 2008, 11:45 am
Lol.


MARINE'S WITH RPG'S - It's all fun and games until someone loses a limb!!!


TAGS: war cesar marines marine corp rpg s military
Rating: 2.58/5

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MikeThePosterPoster - August 10, 2009, 11:02 am
And then it's hilarious.


NORTH POLE - "I TOLD YOU GUYS WE SHOULD HAVE TURNED LEFT AT ALBUQUERQUE."


TAGS: albuquerque north pole submarine
Rating: 2.3/5


A Few Good Men -




COURAGE - Courage doesn't mean no fear, It's digging deep to get the job done anyway.




TREATMENT - The infected we treat today..... Will be the UNDEAD we have to IMMOLATE tomorrow.


TAGS: zombie undead rage marine afghanistan
Rating: 4.91/5

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440wakeup - August 31, 2011, 5:31 am
yeagh I stole it from the libyan the rebels we arm today....., I read the article the marine was okay, of course he was being saved bny the army...again.


WAR -


TAGS: war right left marine victim
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - July 13, 2010, 4:51 pm
Thank You
forseti - July 13, 2010, 8:09 am
great!! very powerful and absolutely demotivational in a political way. potential hall of famer imo. 5L!!
Hawamleh - July 13, 2010, 7:28 am
Thank You Guys I Try My Best, And Thank God It Works. Aggy We All Wish That Was Bacon, BUt Its Not... Its Not O_O
Rhinosaurus - July 13, 2010, 2:17 am
Moving as always Haw, I'm impressed you found words capable of fitting this picture properly, as I'm sure that child knew nothing of politics or religion.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 1:00 am
Is he hugging bacon?
crankyhead - July 13, 2010, 12:12 am
Nice play on words Haw, love it.
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 10:48 pm
f***ing beautifully brilliant
Reality Lord - July 12, 2010, 10:05 pm

powerful


IF HELICOPTERS ARE SO SAFE -


TAGS: cobra gunship marines
Rating: 4.62/5

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Bolverk37782 - August 10, 2011, 6:36 pm
And the UK!!!
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:23 pm
Yep; when the d*** thing stops leaking, that's the time to worry! (That and the 12 year old pilots!)
Peso - August 10, 2011, 8:13 am
Exactly! Used to b**** about sitting in em and getting my clothes trashed, but then at least you knew it had enough fluids to operate correctly. Missed going down in the IO by one day...
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:28 pm
10,000 moving parts...all trying to kill you at the same time. ======== when i learned how to work in/around operating helos, the chief told us"if we go down, stay inside until all the noise stops...unless there is fire. in that case, leave immediately
spacedog - August 9, 2011, 6:05 pm
HA! The vintage helos are all still in use up in Canada. 5 Seakings.
GySgt1811 - August 9, 2011, 12:37 pm
Q. What do you do when you see a Marine helo fly by? A. Make a wish. 5 leaky buckets of hydraulic fluid.


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